Female Compassion

A unfortunately man with no arms or legs was lying on a blanket at the beach. Three women were walking past and each one felt sorry for the poor bugger.

The first woman said.."Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No", so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said "No I haven't",so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The third woman walked over to him, knelt down and whispered softly in his ear...."Have you ever been fucked?"

The fellow looked up in amazement and said "No - never"

The woman smiled gently and said.."Well you will be when the tide comes in."
Posted by Kaz: Tuesday 12th September 2006, 6:48 PM

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